Bozo criminal for today comes from West Melbourne, Florida, where bozo Julius Lucas was pulled over by the cops for speeding. Desperate to get out of the ticket, when the officer walked back to his squad car, our bozo picked up his cell phone and called…his lawyer? Nope. A bail bondsman? Nah. 911 to report a murder in progress? Yep. He called the emergency service to report a “murder any second” at a nearby street corner, hoping the officer would be called to the scene and would leave without writing him a ticket. Didn’t work. The officer noticed him on the phone and the dispatcher was able to trace the call to our bozo’s cell phone. Busted! He’s now been charged with a felony for misuse of the 911 system and could get up to five years in jail. And that $209 ticket for speeding? He still owes that as well.