August 31, 2005
Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in today’s report, which is similar to one we had last week, but takes it to another level. From the International File in Wellington, New Zealand comes the story of a group of bozos who were frustrated by the high price of gasoline. Not wanting to fork over the money for a tank of gas, our bozos simply siphoned some from another vehicle into the tank of their car. Of course, siphoning directly into your tank makes it hard to tell exactly how much you have. And when their car wouldn’t start, they did what any bozo would do. They checked the level in the fuel pipe by using their cigarette lighter. Our bozos escaped injury but didn’t escape being arrested.