Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Ottakring, Austria, where cops were called to an apartment building after residents complained of a loud argument. When the police arrived, they found our two bozos shouting at each other in the building’s courtyard. It was what they were arguing about that got them into trouble. As the cops eavesdropped on the shouting match, they learned that the brothers were arguing about installing an irrigation system for their marijuana plants. One brother thought it was a good idea, the other brother disagreeed. They won’t have to worry about it anymore. They’ve been arrested on suspicion of cultivation of illicit drugs.