Bozo criminal for today comes from Bath Township, Ohio, where our unidentified bozo had a problem, so he dialed 911. When the operator asked him what he problem was, our bozo replied, “I need a police dog.” Further questioning revealed the reason for his need of a K-9. It seems our bozo had some heroin stolen from him and he thought the best way to get it back was to hire a police dog to track it down. He was wrong. Busted!