January 19, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Rockport, Massachusetts where bozo Matthew Hazel was charged with driving without a license, destruction of property and leaving the scene of an accident. I guess you could say it just wasn’t our bozo’s day. It started off well enough when he borrowed a friend’s Cadillac to go to the local donut shop for a hot cup of coffee. As he was leaving, he spilled the hot coffee into his lap, lost control of the car and plowed into (what else?) a police cruiser.