Do These Sunglasses Make Me Look Dumb?

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Seattle, Washington, where an unidentified bozo broke into a vehicle. He rummaged around until he spotted something partially obscured by a piece of paper. He moved the paper,and, voila! He found just what he was looking for…an old pair of sunglasses. He grabbed the glasses and made a successful getaway. This story would not have merited mention in the Bozo Report except for one small thing. That piece of paper he moved to pick up the glasses was an old lottery ticket. But not just any ticket. This one was worth $1 million in the Powerball drawing. The car’s owner’s hadn’t noticed it was a winner until they took a closer look after our bozo’s break in. That’ll buy a lot of sunglasses.