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Bozo criminal for today comes from Berlin, Pennsylvania, where an unidentified bozo donned a mask and walked into a convenience store. She handed the clerk a black bag and instructed her to fill it with cash. Instead, the clerk reached under the counter and pulled out a can of….Raid! She sprayed the bug spray in the direction of the robber who went scurrying out the front door like one of the spray’s insect victims. The cops are looking for our smelly bozo.