June 21, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Stanberry, Missouri where bozo Michael Massey was caught trying to steal six 350 pound commercial electric transformers from the local power company. It was the reason he gave for stealing them that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops that he needed the transformers to power his home-built time machine. He said he wanted to travel a few days into the future, learn the winning lottery numbers and return to buy the winning ticket.