September 16, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from High Point, North Carolina. Bozo David Hanks made a couple of mistakes in embarking on his life of crime. First he chose to break into a church, never a good idea. Second, instead of breaking in through a door, he tried to squeeze in through a small window. This was an especially poor idea considering he’s six feet tall and 235 pounds. You guessed it. He got stuck. Neighbors called the cops after hearing his calls for help. It took four officers pushing and pulling to get him unstuck so they could arrest him.