Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donald Stephens for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Amsterdam, The Netherlands comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a residence, taking a TV, several pieces of stereo equipment and a cell phone. Using the cell phone, he called the homeowner a few hours later and told him that he had taken his stuff and would sell it back to him for a fraction of the replacement cost. Playing along, the homeowner agreed to meet our bozo–he was to bring the cash and our bozo was to bring the stolen goods. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell him he was also bringing the cops. He’s under arrest.