August 1, 2003

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Oslo, Norway comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into city hall, ransacking the offices and scrawling graffiti on the walls. As he was getting ready to leave, our bozo had the bright idea to steal a pair of shoes to disguise his footprints as he escaped. And that was what got him into trouble. Police officers noticed him as he left the building and ran very awkwardly down the street. You see, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, he exchanged his tennis shoes for a pair of black ladies high heels. He’s now under arrest and we hear he was very upset because he was caught without a matching purse.