October 16, 2003

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Hendersonville, North Carolina comes the story of bozo Michael Landers who entered a sandwich shop wearing a mask and a cap over his head plus a pair of very baggy pants. When he grabbed for the cash register, he fell over the counter and then ran out of the restaurant without getting a dime. When some of the shop employees gave chase, our bozo attempted to climb over a fence and that’s when those baggy pants got him into trouble. The pants snagged on a fence post, leaving him hanging upside down. A customer and store employee made sure he stayed put until the cops could come by and unsnag him.