December 23, 2003

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Orlando, Florida where bozo Ronald Martin was released from jail after serving a sentence for auto theft and drunk driving. Four days after his release he returned to the sheriff’s office to pick up some of his personal belongings. While running a routine check on him, the deputy noticed that our bozo’s license had been revoked for life. So she asked him to please drive around to the back to pick up his stuff. Of course he did, parking illegally in a fire lane and going back inside. That’s mistake one and two. A quick check of the license plate revealed the car had been stolen the same day he was released from jail. Mistake number three. He’s back in jail. His stuff is still in storage.