January 22, 2004

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Parkersburg, West Virginia comes the story of bozo Eugene Greer who pulled up to the drive through of the local bank and taped a note on the outside of the teller’s window demanding cash. The note indicated he’d set off a bomb if he wasn’t given the money. The teller gave him $21,000 and he drove away. When our bozo arrived home, he realized he’d left the note taped to the window. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he decided to drive back down there to remove it. Bad, bad idea. The police who were there investigating recognized him and he was quickly arrested.