April 2, 2004

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Bozo criminal for today violated a basic rule for all men, bozos or not: Never, ever, stop and ask for directions. From Monterey, Tennessee comes the story of bozo Daniel Ward who had just robbed a sandwich shop and in his haste had made a wrong turn and was hopelessly lost. So, he stopped and asked a woman at an apartment complex if she could direct him to Interstate 40. So far, so good. But then for reason known only to the bozo mind, he told her he was driving a stolen car. She gave him the directions and then called the cops. He’s under arrest.