June 1, 2005

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In honor of graduation time across the country, we present today’s bozo from Cincinnati, Ohio. Michael Lane was on the way to high school graduation last weekend and was running a little late. The cops spotted him speeding and gave chase. Not wanting to miss the ceremony, our bozo tried to outrun them. Bad idea. He crashed into a home a few blocks from where the graduation was being held. No one was injured but the car was totaled. He’s been charged with reckless driving and fleeing the police. But there’s one more thing that assured him a place in our bozo files. The car he was driving was going to be a present for the graduate.