June 30, 2005

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report, our first ever incident of drunk driving inside a grocery store. Police were called to a supermarket in Devils Lake, North Dakota after receiving reports of a reckless driver. When they arrived, they found our bozo Clifford Martin aboard a motorized shopping cart inside the store. He reportedly had been terrorizing shoppers by driving the cart extremely fast and attempting to run down customers. He was arrested and, we assume, his shopping cart license was revoked.