Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Ormskirk, England where a couple of bozos stole a washing machine from outside an appliance shop. Their first problem arose when the deed was captured on security cameras. The second problem…how to get this thing home. And perhaps they didn’t come up with the best solution. They wheeled the washing machine through town, in broad daylight, down to the local train station. They were arrested as they tried to get it loaded onto the train to Liverpool.