January 9, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Placer County, California comes the story of bozo "Lewis" Martinez who was being questioned by the cops on theft charges. As the police were interviewing him, the noticed when they asked him to give his name, he first looked down at his hand before reading off the name "Lewis Martinez" that he had written on his palm. And that’s when they grew suspicious that he might not be who he claimed to be. After a quick check of his fingerprints, it was discovered that "Lewis" was actually "Hugo" Martinez who was wanted on the much more serious charge of felony murder. Oops…he’s been booked on the murder charge.