Bozo criminals for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 16,689: Your front porch is not the best place to leave a deer head. From Canton, Texas comes the story of three bozos who, for whatever reason, decided to place a deer head on their front porch. This attracted the attention of the local game warden, who stopped by to check their hunting licenses. Once there, the warden noticed something far more interesting. Our behind their house was a large methamphetamine lab. They’re under arrest. No word on what happened to the deer head.