Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Knoxville, Tennessee comes the story of bozo Aaron Lancaster who was sentenced to six months in jail in a drive by shooting incident. It was the letter he sent to the folks back home that got his sentence raised to eight years. Our bozo wrote to a friend asking him to take over his marijuana dealing business while he was away. He forgot that the authorities routinely screen outgoing mail.