March 28, 2007

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Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Burila Mare, Romania. Our band of bozos raided a woman’s stable and stole two cows. Wanting to be sure that the police couldn’t follow a trail of cow footprints, our bozos carefully strapped rubber booties on the cows’ hooves. Guess they didn’t realize the cops could still follow the footprints, even though they weren’t hoofprints. And that’s just what they did, directly to our bozos’ residence, where they were arrested for rustling.