Bozo criminal for today comes from Altoona, Pennsylvania, where bozo James Carpenter had a bet with his girlfriend that he wouldn’t wear a gorilla suit into a convenience store. He donned the suit around midnight the other night and as he left the store he was spotted by the cops who decided to see just what he was doing. It was after they ran a check on him that they discovered he was a wanted man, with a warrant out for his arrest on theft charges. Oops. Hope they took the suit off him before they took him to jail.