May 1, 2009

Bozo criminal for today wins our "Wrong Place, Wrong Time" award. From Casper, Wyoming, comes the story of bozo Nicole Sayers who accidentally dialed 911 from her hotel room. The cops arrived and found nothing amiss, but as they were preparing to leave they noticed something strange sitting on one of the beds. It was a large barrel of cinnamon candies. One of the officers recognized it as coming from the nearby Poor Boy’s Restaurant, which had reported the candies as being stolen by a customer the day before. She’s been booked on suspicion of possession of stolen property.