We all know that one of the hottest items these days is the iPad, and it seems even bozos want them. From Streetsboro, Ohio, comes the story of our unidentified bozo who went shopping for an iPad at the local Walmart. He picked out the one he wanted and handed the clerk his debit card. Noticing that she was having trouble getting the card approved, he did what any bozo would do. He took off for the door with the iPad in hand. He made his getaway but apparently he forgot about that debit card, which was still in the hands of the clerk. Oops. He’s under arrest.