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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Roanne, France, where an unidentified 20-year-old bozo spotted a bunch of wrapped Christmas presents in an unlocked car on Christmas Eve. Not being able to resist, he crawled inside the car and grabbed the gifts, making a clean getaway. Well, almost. It seems he dropped his cellphone while inside the car, and, not wanting to lose it, he went to the police station to report it as missing. As luck would have it, his victims were at the police station at that very moment reporting the theft and handing the cellphone over to investigators. Oops. He was busted and the stolen gifts were returned to the family in time for a Merry Christmas.