One of the Disadvantages of Small Town Living

Bozo criminal for today comes from Savoogna, Alaska, where bozo Ronald Carpenter broke into a residence and stole a pistol and several checks before making his getaway. So far, so good. Now, what to do with those stolen checks? Cash them, of course. And where to cash them? Savoonga is a small town on an island and there’s only one store, so the choices are limited. Our bozo did succeed in cashing one of the stolen checks at the store. Unfortunately the owner was able to identify him when the police came around to investigate. And since he didn’t use the cash to get off the island, he was quickly placed under arrest.