Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Troy House for sending in today’s report. The driver of a donut delivery truck in Portland Oregon returned to find his vehicle had been stolen. The cops were called and, no, we’re not going to make any cop/donut jokes here. Using all their donut tracking skills, the officers quickly caught up with the stolen vehicle but bozo Peter James initally refused to pull over, leading them on a brief chase. When he finally decided to stop, our bozo stuck his arms out of the window, and in one hand he was clutching a half-eaten donut. He’s been placed under arrest. There was no damage to the van but the donuts were declared a total loss.