Bozo criminal for today comes from Riviera Beach, Florida, where police received a garbled 911 call from bozo Shane Morrison. Not sure what the problem was, police rushed to the scene, where they found our bozo sound asleep behind the wheel of his car with the engine running and his foot firmly on the brake. The cops woke sleeping beauty up and asked him to step out of the car to take a field sobriety test. And that’s when things went terribly wrong. First, his pants fell to the ground, leaving him standing in his boxers, in which, according to the cops, he “had an accident.” Test failed. Arrested and charged with DUI and abuse of 911.