Guess He Didn’t Realize He’d Have To Remove His Hat

Our bozo for today comes from Lorain, Ohio, where bozo Lamar Carson was scheduled to appear in court to enter a plea on a minor traffic violation. Pretty simple, right? Wrong. As our bozo approached the bench, a bag of cocaine fell out of his baseball cap and landed on the floor. Oopsie. That minor traffic violation has turned into a felony charge.