That’s No Fire Hose!

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Shanghai, China, where our unidentified bozo had just been fired from his job. So, he worked out an elaborate plan to get his revenge. He headed to a nearby ATM and, armed with a black magic marker, attempted to color over the lens of the security camera. Didn’t work, as the camera caught what happened next. He took a hammer from his bag and smashed the ATM. But, he wasn’t done. He then reached into his bag and brought out a container of lighter fluid and lit the machine aflame. The flames quickly spread out of control, and after his attempts to blow the fire out failed, he did what any bozo would do. He unzipped his pants and peed on it. He then made a hasty exit but was soon arrested by the cops, at which time he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He said, “Since I don’t have any money, I want to make sure that other people can’t get their money either.” He’s under arrest.