He Should Have Gotten “Mom” Instead

Bozo criminal for today from Mattoon, Illinois, violated Bozo Rule Number 837372: Don’t give the cops a fake name if you’re wearing a name tag and even more so if you have your name tattooed on your neck. That’s what was going on with bozo Matthew Barker who had the name “Matty B” tattooed on his neck. It was in plain view when cops investigating him for a forgery asked his name and he gave them a fake one. Things quickly went downhill from there. He’s under arrest.