5 18, 1999

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Calexico, California where Michael Hamilton violated Bozo Rule Number 4389: When you’re a bozo, it’s always a good idea to check your car’s trunk before taking it into the shop. Bozo Michael took his car into the local Pep Boys to have the brakes worked on. When the mechanics had to open the trunk to replace a brake light, they found two bags of pot. Two very large bags of pot…136 pounds of the stuff to be exact. Our bozo then offered up a lame excuse that it wasn’t even his car, that he had borrowed it from a friend, whose name he just couldn’t seem to remember. The cops didn’t buy the story either and he was arrested.