6 2, 1999

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Bozo criminals for today come from Calgary, Canada where a couple of bozos held up a bank and sped off the with the police in hot pursuit. The bozos rounded a corner and skidded to a halt, slamming into a police van. Suddenly everywhere the bozos looked there seemed to be cops. They were absolutely surrounded by police so the bozos crawled out of their car and surrendered. Not to a bunch of police but to a bunch of Hollywood actors. They had accidently run up on the filming of Chevy Chase’s new movie, "Snow Day." The police van they had crashed into was a fake and the cops that were all over the street were all actors. The real cops, however, arrived in a moment and arrested our bozos.