August 25, 1999

Bozo criminal for today wins our Bozo Worst Excuse of the Month Award. From the International File in Liege, Belgium comes the story of a bozo who was brought in by police for questioning regarding the robbery of a jewelry store. The bozo told police that there was no way he could have robbed the jewelry store because he was busy breaking into a school across town at the same time. Police checked their records and sure enough a school had been robbed that same evening. Our bozo was arrested.