October 01, 1999

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Bozo criminals for today come from Slidell, Louisiana where Marshall Mason and Samuel Cowan were spotted by the K-Mart security guard tossing stolen merchandise over the garden center fence. He called the cops who arrived just as our bozos were heading out of the parking lot. These bozos were not only caught redhanded with the stolen goods but they had also recorded what turned out to be a taped confession. In the car the cops found a cassette tape the bozos had made, in which they rapped about driving to Slidell to steal merchandise from the K-Mart. They also rapped about using drugs and about several other robberies they had committed in the area. They shouldn’t be expecting a recording contract any time soon, since they’re now in jail.