October 18, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Carrollton, Texas where bozo David Hastings’ mouth got him into trouble. Our bozo was a waiter at an IHOP Restaurant that was frequented by several police officers who worked the late shift. Every evening when the cops would come in our bozo would strike up a conversation with them, sometimes talking so much that it interfered with the officers’ meal. Sounds like the tips weren’t too good, as our bozo turned to crime and held up a nearby bank. One of the officers immediately recognized him from a surveillance camera photo-"Hey, that’s the waiter who just won’t shut up!" The cops took the picture by the restaurant, got the bozo’s name and address and quickly arrested him.