January 24, 2001

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Perth, Scotland where bozo Seth Hampton was surprised while robbing a flat. Attempting to flee, he slipped on an icy window ledge and landed awkwardly on the frozen ground, breaking his hip. Officers arriving on the scene to investigate the break-in discovered our unfortunate thief and took him to the hospital for x-rays. And that’s when his troubles really began. With no place to hide his loot and the cops closing in on him, our bozo had swallowed several items of jewelry, which of course showed up on the x-ray. Police simply waited for nature to take its course and within a couple of days they had their evidence and our bozo was under arrest.