February 13, 2001

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Boise, Idaho where bozo Patrick Bradley held up a bank, getting away with a small amount of cash. Most crooks, after committing a crime, quickly flee the area to lessen their chances of being caught. Bozos, however, never follow the rules. Our bozo walked a short distance down the street and stopped into a barber shop where he requested a shave, wanting to get rid of his bushy mustache. The barber told him there were other customers ahead of him and he would have to wait his turn. He sat down for a while and then asked to borrow the phone to call a cab. When the taxi arrived, our bozo noticed there were also several police cars in the area and instead of getting in the cab, ran off down the street. He was quickly captured by the cops and hustled off to jail where we’re sure they have a fine barber who will give our bozo the shave he wanted.