January 16, 2002

Another one today from our Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. From the International File in Gateshead, England comes the story of Bozo Mark Waverly who held up a store and while making his getaway noticed a particularly fine woman waiting at the bus stop. So fine was she that our bozo just had to stop and ask her for a date. After making small talk with her for a few minutes he wrote his name and telephone number on her hand and went on his way. Later, when the woman saw a video tape of the robbery, she recognized the thief as her suitor and called the cops, giving them his name and phone number. His next date is with the judge.