January 2, 2002

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for contributing today’s report. You can accuse our bozo for today of being many things but being dirty is not one of them. Our bozo is from Bedford, Indiana where he apparently broke into a home and decided to take himself a nice long shower. A builder working in the house heard the sound of the shower and asked our bozo what he was doing there. He replied that it was his grandmother’s house and he was visiting. Knowing this was a lie, the builder grabbed our bozo’s clothes and called the cops while he was still lathered up. Unfortunately before the cops arrived our bozo toweled off and dashed out the back door. Cops are looking for a naked, but clean bozo.