Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Messina, Italy comes the story of bozo Furio Romano who snatched a gold chain from around a woman’s neck and sprinted away down the street. He didn’t get very far, however. He stuffed the chain in his mouth as he ran and as he began to breathe harder he sucked the necklace down his windpipe and fell choking to the ground. Luckily for him the cops were close behind and gave him the Heimlich maneuver before arresting him.