August 16, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Genoa, Italy where a gang of three bozos drilled a hole through the wall of a bank. The first two bozos slithered right on in. Our third bozo had stayed a little too long at the all you can eat pasta bar and couldn’t fit through the hole. So he just stayed outside and served as the lookout, right? Wrong. Keep in mind we’re dealing with bozos here. Instead he walked to the front door of the bank and banged on it, asking his buddies to let him in. Don’t know if they did, but we do know the closed circuit camera at the front door got a good enough picture of our bozo that he was apprehended the next day. Where’s Richard Simmons when you really need him?