August 24, 2006

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Steve Webb for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Manchester, England comes the story of bozo Craig Murray, who had been caught speeding by one of those roadside traffic cameras. Fearing that the ticket could cause him to lose his license, he did what any bozo would do…he returned a short time later with explosives. Hoping to destroy the camera and the evidence of his speeding, our bozo set off the charge. Unfortunately, the blast wasn’t strong enough to put the heavily reinforced camera out of commission. And even more unfortunately, the explosion jogged the camera into taking another picture, this one of our bozo’s van and its license plate number. The speeding ticket is the least of his worries now.