September 20, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Milwaukee, Wisconsin where bozo Janet Porter was due in court. As she was approaching the bench a sheriff’s deputy noticed a plastic bag protruding from her braided hair. Upon further investigation the bag was found to contain 28 rocks of cocaine. It was then that she came up with the excuse of the week. She said she found the baggie in the courthouse bathroom and must have accidentally gotten it caught in her hair when she was putting it up. Another Bozo busted.