September 12, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today wins this month’s award for stupidest disguise. From Augusta, Georgia comes the story of bozo Michael Payton who tried to hold up a convenience store while wearing a styrofoam beer cooler on his head. He punched a hole in it so he could see but it muffled his voice so much that the clerk couldn’t understand what he was saying. While he was trying to get his point across another customer in the store noticed that our bozo was armed with only a pellet gun. He grabbed it and pushed our bozo out the door where he was soon caught by the cops.