Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donald Stephens for sending in today’s report from the International File in Vladimir, Russia. An unidentified bozo there walked into an electronics store, grabbed a TV off the shelf and quickly sprinted for the door. While the store’s employees got a good look at him, he vanished down the busy street before any of them could catch him. The clerks were amazed a couple of days later when our bozo walked back into the store, this time pretending to be an angry customer, claiming the store had failed to give him the remote control, a warranty, the antenna and the instruction manual for a TV he had just purchased He was still waiting for his stuff when the cops arrived.