January 13, 2003

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donald Stephens for sending in today’s report. From Greeley, Colorado comes the story of bozo Donald Arquette who made a couple of fatal errors as he embarked on a life of crime. First, he held up a convenience store where he was a regular customer. Even though he covered his face with surgical gauze, the clerk there thought she recognized his voice, so the cops brought him in for questioning. It might have gone no further than that had not hunger caused our bozo to make his second mistake. During interrogation, he gave one of the cops a $2 bill to buy him a snack. And this $2 bill just happened to be a marked one from the robbery. He’s under arrest.