Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for alerting us to this one. From the International File in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada comes the story of a 17 and 18 year old bozo team who ordered several pizzas and then accosted the delivery man, taking four pizzas as well as cash. Our bozos then spotted his car and decided, heck, they might as well steal that, too. Unfortunately, neither one of the teens could drive a standard transmission and after several failed attempts to get it to go, they went back to their original plan and fled on foot with the pizzas. The police arrived on the scene quickly enough to see one of our bozos entering the home where the pizzas were to have been delivered. The cops placed them under arrest and recovered the pizzas to boot.