May 15, 2003

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Bozo criminals for today come from Berkeley, California where bozos John Wright and Phillip Tucker held up two armored car guards as they approached an ATM machine, grabbing a couple of bank deposit bags and fleeing on foot. Maybe they didn’t notice the bags seemed a little light. The guards were not there to stock the machine with cash. They were there to collect the day’s deposits. The bags were just like our bozos brains, empty.